Are Americans Becoming Victims of "Wedgies"?
As we search to find the appropriate descriptor to label those who advance their political agenda with "wedge issues" it occurred to me that they are all "wedgies" to us. They give us the proverbial "pain in the ass" sensation.
As we find them irritating when they try to exploit Wedge Issues and Amend our Constitution for base-motivating things like flag-burning, or whether two homosexuals can get married, or perhaps whether we should allow prayer in public schools, let us remember this image of Wedgies, and think of our friends who subscribe to this extreme ideology.
America is in need of protection from an abundance of Wedgies!
Keep on coming Senator Kerry! We got your backside covered.